Wrong
Invention
By Ms K Shamila, 10th Std., Chennai. |
| Journalist
: Mr. Scientist, your new petrol seems to be working on all vehicles such as cars
and buses. But? Scientist
: But what?
Journalist : But
all the vehicles are running backwards. |
Word
Comedy
By Ashok Joseph, 12th Std., Calcutta. |
| Rearrange
the letters and have fun. Dormitory
- Dirty Room
Evangelist - Evil’s Agent
Slot Machines - Cash Lost in ‘em
Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler
The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one |
Naragasuran
By Deshpande, 10th Std., Mumbai. |
| Son
: Who is Naragasuran? Father : The person who gave birth to your mother. |
The
Missing T
By Jai |
Teacher
: Rahul, spell hotel.
Rahul : H-O-E-L
Teacher : What happened to the T?
Ragul : The ‘T’
, oh I had it in the morning.
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Confused
Tutor
By R Amarnath, 7th Std., Pune. |
| Teacher
: Dear students what did you understand from today’s class? Students : This is 7th
standard. And you are 9th standard teacher. |
Indian Workers
By Rathi Jeyaraj, 8th Std., Trichy. |
| Doctor
: You have to sleep atleast 6 hours a day. Patient : Then the rest of two hours
in the office will be wasted, doctor. |
Actress
By Kishanth Devananth, 9th Std., Chennai. |
| Why
that actress is very angry? I
told her to remove her make up, since she has to act as a ghost in the next scene. |
The
Great Escape
By Sundar Srinivasan, 12th Std., Ahmedabad. |
Somu
: I had a dream like me killing a person which I told this to a friend. The
police came to know about the same.
Somu : Then what happened?
Ramu :
What else, I bribed the cops and escaped.
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Great
Voter
By G Aarthi, 11th Std., Mumbai. |
| Politician
: It is great that you remember me even after 13 months. Voter : How can we forget you.
Though you have not come to the constituency, we have seen you sleeping in the parliament
on TV. |
Jealousy
By Ram Verma, 6th Std., Bangalore. |
| Women
to the thief : Its ok that you have stolen things from my house. But, on the way
please take the Rs 10000/= worth silk saree from the next house aunty. |
Naughty,
but Intelligent
By TV Sridevi, 10th Std., Delhi. |
| One
day at school, at the end of the chemistry class, discussions were happening. I was not
following the discussions. The teacher suddenly asked me " Sridevi can you please
explain me the answer for this doubt? I can’t understand the question". I stood
up. And amswered " Miss if you can’t understand how can I understand?"
Everyone laughed, including the teacher. To save me, the period bell rang. |
I
Have Only One
By Jai |
Doctor
: You must take two teaspoons of this medicine before every meal.
Patient :
But doctor, we have only one at home.
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A Commedy
Called Politics
By L Shyam, 12th Std., Nagpur. |
| Party
Worker 1 : Why our party leader is very sad today? Party Worker 2 : After sharing seats with
our coalition parties, nothing is left out for our party. |
Saving for the Dad
By Dharanya Suresh, 9th Std., Colombo. |
| Friend
1 : My dad has promised me that he will buy me a cycle, if I pass in the exams. Friend 2 : Then why did you
fail?
Friend 1 : To save
money for my dad. |
Traffic
Lights
By Meenakshi Pillai, 11th Std., Hyderabad. |
| Why
traffic lights always turn red? Because everybody is seeing them when they change. |
The
Calculation
By Jai |
Teacher
: How many centimeters make a meter.
Student : 95.
Teacher : Who said?
Student : My father.
Teacher : What is your father?
Student : A textile merchant.
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